thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

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lifeisnotsimpleatall:

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman 

lifeisnotsimpleatall:

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman 

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Best of 03x02

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haanigram:

REALLY. WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. LETS PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THIS TECHNIQUE LIKELY ENSURES BITS OF SHELL IN YOUR FANCY PINK TROUSER EGGS FOR BREAKFAST - REALLY ???REALLY HANNIBAL LECTER??? YOU CANNOT MUSTER THE EXTRA THREE SECONDS TO USE YOUR HANDS TO CRACK ONE DUMPY LITTLE EGG ??? BECAUSE - NO - IM HANNIBAL JESUS CHRIST FRANNIBAL AND MY GOD COMPLEX IMPEDES MY ABILITY TO CRACK A FUCKING EGG LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITH THEIR HANDS. THIS SERIAL KILLER DOESNT USE HIS HANDS. THIS CANNIBAL PAINSTAKINGLY PERFECTS THE PRACTICE OF CRACKING AN EGG ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING SPATULA.
THE CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS ARE HELLO KITTY TOYS COMPARED TO THIS HORSESHIT
YOU DISGUST ME

haanigram:

REALLY. WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. LETS PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THIS TECHNIQUE LIKELY ENSURES BITS OF SHELL IN YOUR FANCY PINK TROUSER EGGS FOR BREAKFAST - REALLY ???REALLY HANNIBAL LECTER??? YOU CANNOT MUSTER THE EXTRA THREE SECONDS TO USE YOUR HANDS TO CRACK ONE DUMPY LITTLE EGG ??? BECAUSE - NO - IM HANNIBAL JESUS CHRIST FRANNIBAL AND MY GOD COMPLEX IMPEDES MY ABILITY TO CRACK A FUCKING EGG LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITH THEIR HANDS. THIS SERIAL KILLER DOESNT USE HIS HANDS. THIS CANNIBAL PAINSTAKINGLY PERFECTS THE PRACTICE OF CRACKING AN EGG ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING SPATULA.

THE CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS ARE HELLO KITTY TOYS COMPARED TO THIS HORSESHIT

YOU DISGUST ME

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gazzymouse:

jobiwonkanobi:

If you’ve never been reminded of you and your best friend when watching these pairs you need to sort out your priorities.

Obnoxious fun fact interruption: Miguel and Tulio were heavily influenced by Joey and Chandler.

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azaleasscrazylittleworld:

askchubbydiamond:

alan-rickman-for-god:

lostgeekette:

lostgeekette:

alan-rickman-for-god:

for every single person who reblogs this, i will put a song in their inbox based solely on their blog content (and possibly theme).

good luck with my blog

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2377 and I still get one (and an accurate one), he is good !

she <3 haha why thank you!

I woooonder what it could be?

I’m actually really curious.

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jackfrostciicle:

im fucking crying, i searched “common deaths” and i found this

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yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.



cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

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