bubonickitten:

thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

one time a science teacher in my middle school tried to say “sit down” and “shut up” at the same down and instead ended up just yelling “SHIT” at the class

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k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

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Unknown ship:

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Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

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Ship remains non-canon?

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Ship remains non-canon part 2:

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You ALMOST Ship something:

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Someone ships something you don’t ship?

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Someone insults your ship:

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Ship becomes canon:

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What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

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that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

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letsplaytheend:

impcool:

kuriboss:

ok so which one is the main character this is actually a challenge

this makes me uncomfortable

Anime Concept:  Classroom full of main characters.  Blue haired girl on the far right?  She’s an intergalactic space alien who has the major hots for chocolate dude right behind her, and has come to earth to bring him back home with her!  
See the blonde guy and the pink haired lady on the far left?  Pinkie is a world-renowned MMA fighter who likes to crochet and sip tea.  Blondie is her arch-rival who only wants to defeat her and take her place as their master’s favorite.
See twin peaks black hair guy in the back (more to the left).  He’s an underground gambler who saw blue haired lady in the middle in a dream as the only person who could defeat him in a card game.  Should he go talk to her?
The front row guys are all the respective techo-guys, secretly reading mecha-magazines under their desks because GODDAMN IT IF THEIR PILOTS DIDN’T BREAK THE DAMN ZORDS AGAIN IN A CLIMATIC BATTLE OF GOOD VERSUS EVIL.
Then there’s the teacher looking at all of them thinking “goddamn it which one of them is going to rush out of the classroom first today?”.

letsplaytheend:

impcool:

kuriboss:

ok so which one is the main character this is actually a challenge

this makes me uncomfortable

Anime Concept:  Classroom full of main characters.  Blue haired girl on the far right?  She’s an intergalactic space alien who has the major hots for chocolate dude right behind her, and has come to earth to bring him back home with her!  

See the blonde guy and the pink haired lady on the far left?  Pinkie is a world-renowned MMA fighter who likes to crochet and sip tea.  Blondie is her arch-rival who only wants to defeat her and take her place as their master’s favorite.

See twin peaks black hair guy in the back (more to the left).  He’s an underground gambler who saw blue haired lady in the middle in a dream as the only person who could defeat him in a card game.  Should he go talk to her?

The front row guys are all the respective techo-guys, secretly reading mecha-magazines under their desks because GODDAMN IT IF THEIR PILOTS DIDN’T BREAK THE DAMN ZORDS AGAIN IN A CLIMATIC BATTLE OF GOOD VERSUS EVIL.

Then there’s the teacher looking at all of them thinking “goddamn it which one of them is going to rush out of the classroom first today?”.

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liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

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eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

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theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

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asker

typhoidmeri asked: Who do you think was the first person Steve Rick Rolled?

fuckyeahdiomedes:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

Steve discovers Roll Rolling one night while working through the list of music recommendations Sam and Natasha had given him.  At first he thinks it’s a random ad popping up in the middle of the music video. Then he reads the comments. Nearly every one involves swearing and the term ‘Rick Roll’d.’ Google, as always, is unbelievably helpful and Steve laughs out loud to himself upon reading the Wiki page.  

Sam is first.

Steve:  Otis Redding is terrific - thanks for the recommendation. Found one you might like. Let me know what you think.

He pastes the link into the text before hitting send. He smirks and waits.

Sam:  Steve Rogers, you Rick Rollin’ sonofabitch! Dammit, man. Who knew Captain America was such a troll?

Steve’s sharp bark of laughter echoes off the walls.  

Steve: On your left

Sam:  You’re an asshole

Sam:  Fifty bucks says you can’t get everyone else

Steve:  I won’t feel bad taking your money, you know?

Sam:  That’s why you’re an asshole.

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IDEK you guise.

Steve: Hey, Clint, thanks for the movie recommendations. Pretty in Pink was great. I liked this one too.

Steve carefully pastes the link in and presses send without a moment of regret. He tosses his phone on the counter and opens the fridge. Halfway through making a pile of sandwiches his phone vibrates on the counter. 

Clint: WTF?

Clint: U rick rolled me.

Steve: Sorry, pal.

Clint: UR an asshole. >:( 

Steve snorts and screencaps the texts. 

Steve: one down.

He attaches the picture and sends it to Sam, laughing to himself as he pulls a carton of milk from the fridge. 

Sam: Why am I friends with you?

Steve: My senior citizen’s discount. 

#MY SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNT

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

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dewclawpaw:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Amazing cosplay

dewclawpaw:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Amazing cosplay

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dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

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