helloimemmy:

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

I just fucking love all of you.

(via speedyrawr)

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

(via jackfrostciicle)

skrulls:

fuckyeahdragons:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

oh my god

um i dont understand what is unusual about this hoard this looks like my house??

skrulls:

fuckyeahdragons:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

oh my god

um i dont understand what is unusual about this hoard this looks like my house??

(via brick-saint)

komorebiome:

lesternigaard:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 
Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 
THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE
DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.
THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

OK BUT MY MOM GOT US FURBIES AS LITTLE KIDS, AND YOU KNOW HOW THESE FUCKERS TALK BASED ON HOW YOU TRAIN THEM? WELL THE FACTORY GUYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO ONLY SWEAR AT THEM AND WHEN WE OPENED THEM CHRISTMAS MORNING THEY STARTED SPEWING PROFANITY AND DIDNT STOP UNTIL MY MOM RETURNED THEM

BACK WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY FURBIE WAS HUNGRY BUT WHEN I “FED” IT IT SAID IT WASN’T HUNGRY, AND WOULD THEN COMPLAIN IT WAS HUNGRY AGAIN. SINCE IT WOULDN’T STOP TALKING MY SISTER HIT IT WITH A BOOK AND IT JUST STOPPED MID SENTENCE, OPENED ITS EYES WIDE, AND LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM. WE TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES AND PUT IT IN THE GARAGE BUT IT WOULDN’T STOP SCREAMING EVEN WHEN WE STARTED TO TAKE IT APART. IT CONTINUED SCREAMING AS WE THREW IT IN THE TRASH AND THEN PUT IT IN THE DUMPSTER

komorebiome:

lesternigaard:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

OK BUT MY MOM GOT US FURBIES AS LITTLE KIDS, AND YOU KNOW HOW THESE FUCKERS TALK BASED ON HOW YOU TRAIN THEM? WELL THE FACTORY GUYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO ONLY SWEAR AT THEM AND WHEN WE OPENED THEM CHRISTMAS MORNING THEY STARTED SPEWING PROFANITY AND DIDNT STOP UNTIL MY MOM RETURNED THEM

BACK WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY FURBIE WAS HUNGRY BUT WHEN I “FED” IT IT SAID IT WASN’T HUNGRY, AND WOULD THEN COMPLAIN IT WAS HUNGRY AGAIN. SINCE IT WOULDN’T STOP TALKING MY SISTER HIT IT WITH A BOOK AND IT JUST STOPPED MID SENTENCE, OPENED ITS EYES WIDE, AND LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM. WE TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES AND PUT IT IN THE GARAGE BUT IT WOULDN’T STOP SCREAMING EVEN WHEN WE STARTED TO TAKE IT APART. IT CONTINUED SCREAMING AS WE THREW IT IN THE TRASH AND THEN PUT IT IN THE DUMPSTER

(via jackfrostciicle)

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

(via jackfrostciicle)

florabon:

Tony + Beddazler = No good

(via jackfrostciicle)

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

(via jadeharley-gg)

asabovesobelowmovie:

The only way out is down.

As Above/So Below. In theaters August 29.

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

(via brick-saint)

gothiccharmschool:

darkchocolateandtea:

callmeredhead:

*HEAVY BREATHING*

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I NEED TO GO THERE. 

(via elektrik-eel)